My thoughts during a run

• Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!?
• Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!?
• Me: Why am I doing this?
• Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE
• Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than .36 miles you liar!
• Me: Power song? Let's do this
• Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!*
• Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay!
• Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life
• Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously.
• Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet?
• Me: This still sucks
• Me: I'm hungry
• *Finishes run*
• Me: Dude that was awesome!